I really like Would You Rather questions. A few people asked me some at Armageddon during a panel, but one guy who didn’t get the chance to emailed me his. Figured I might as well share it here.
I didn’t get a chance to ask you this at Armageddon:
Do you have a pet dog or a cat? If not, pretend you do and we’ll call them Fluffy.
To set the scene: it’s a lovely autumn day. 68 Fahrenheit outside with a cool breeze rolling in through your bedroom window.
Suddenly your door opens. Would you rather have your Dad walk in on you fucking Fluffy, or would you rather have Fluffy walk in on you fucking your Dad?
I need to know the answer to this for my fanfiction science.
I have two cats. Might as well involve both of them in this scenario. It’s only fair. Also, it doesn’t make it any more gross, since I will choose to be fucking my dad.
Here’s my reasoning. Fucking my dad is incest, but fucking my cats is bestiality. Pretty much equivalent. However, I’m pretty sure sex with another person would be consensual, whereas sex with animals is most definitely rape. Or molestation at the least. Animals can’t consent. So it’s already far worse to fuck your animals. On top of that, though, an animal walking in on you might be embarrassing, but it doesn’t make the situation that much worse. They don’t understand what’s going on. Your dad walking in on you having sex with the family pets, though? That changes everything.
And of course you definitely won’t be having any more sex with animals if you dad caught you, but you at least have a shot at more sex with your dad. And that’s the most important part.