Yeah yeah yeah, everyone knows Gaddafi is dead, but did you know he died from listening to the new Lou Reed/Metallica album?

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My suitcase was the first to come out at baggage claim. This must be what winning the lottery feels like.

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In the most frightening cab ride of my life. If I don't make it, tell your mom I love her.

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NEW COMIC: Oh, you know, he just collects it from all his friends. Just in case.

NEW COMIC: Oh, you know, he just collects it from all his friends. Just in case.

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I, too, will not be running for President in 2012. Just in case anyone was wondering.

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NEW COMIC: Keep it up, creepy dudes. It might just work out eventually.

NEW COMIC: Keep it up, creepy dudes. It might just work out eventually.

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You are what you eat. (via: Le Meme)

You are what you eat.

(via: Le Meme)

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Bring back Arrested Development? YES WE CAN. (via: filthyphil)

Bring back Arrested Development? YES WE CAN.

(via: filthyphil)

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Is sagging with your pants AND underwear so your actual ass is just hanging out a thing? 'Cause I just saw that.

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NEW COMIC: Lets talk about our wardrobes, bro

NEW COMIC: Lets talk about our wardrobes, bro

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