"Is animal testing okay if it’s a clothing company just dressing them up in little clothes? Because that’d be pretty cute."— @MattMelvin
"You know what they say: Go hard or go home and google “erectile dysfunction” and talk with your doctor and ask if cialis is right for you"— @MattMelvin
Just invented a new and super easy smiley!
Use it when you’re feeling indifferent about your herpes outbreak." — @MattMelvin