"I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people."
— @MattMelvin
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Got a message on the C&H page that was CLEARLY spam…
"My friends and I have a joke about a homeless man, but I don’t think he’d get it. It’s an inside joke."
— @MattMelvin
"Exactly eight years ago today, the very first C&H cartoon appeared on Explosm. Happy birthday to us!"
— @MattMelvin
"I’m tying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine, but I need a line to end it."
— @MattMelvin
"The measure of a man is not by the length of his penis, but by the VOLUME of his penis."
— @MattMelvin
