WHY HELLO THAR! My name’s Matt. I’m one of the guys behind Explosm / Cyanide & Happiness. I listen to a lot of music.   Tumblr (3.0; @mattmelvin)http://blog.mattmelvin.com/“BREAKING NEWS: GIF creator Steve Wilhite says it’s pronounced “jif.” BREAKING NEWS: Steve Wilhite can go fuck himself.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/337059441436409857" target="_blank">@MattMelvin</a></em>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/51048520748http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/51048520748Tue, 21 May 2013 21:27:30 -0700loltwitter<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5919bcf93e54bdd2fffe67f3442367d8/tumblr_mn29oqOm8P1qzo7rjo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/3176/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: I tweeted @KanyeWest with a comic before. I guess it’s only fair to include @KimKardashian now, too.</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/50844386782http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/50844386782Sun, 19 May 2013 12:48:26 -0700comicsCyanide and Happiness“I sure picked a great time to see some stand-up. Everything this comedian has talked about happened to him “just the other day.””<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/335602752065507329" target="_blank">@MattMelvin</a></em>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/50703716645http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/50703716645Fri, 17 May 2013 20:57:31 -0700loltwitter“I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I got beat up a lot in highschool and I now own the largest chewing gum company in the US.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/334732889071702016" target="_blank">@MattMelvin</a></em>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/50509137267http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/50509137267Wed, 15 May 2013 11:28:06 -0700loltwitter<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ef5cdce1c5d448bd362a151ac92eef8/tumblr_mmobjihNJa1qzo7rjo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/3169/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: Nyet</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/50233894105http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/50233894105Sun, 12 May 2013 00:02:00 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomics“I’ve got a joke about child molestation, but it’s a little touchy.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/332254109753286656" target="_blank">@MattMelvin</a></em>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49963833390http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49963833390Wed, 08 May 2013 15:28:08 -0700loltwitter“Now that I’ve started watching Doctor Who, I suddenly understand Tumblr so much better.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/332038247175835648" target="_blank">@MattMelvin</a></em>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49921887572http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49921887572Wed, 08 May 2013 01:12:48 -0700loltwitter“Had a fan ask for a link to my G-spot comic. Guess he’s having trouble finding it.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/331532997964734464" target="_blank">@MattMelvin</a></em>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49805455208http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49805455208Mon, 06 May 2013 15:32:07 -0700loltwitter<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0098908f212c892f09b2a1a75d426bbc/tumblr_mmbcvtZah71qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/3161/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: Im Jewish so this counts as self deprecation, making it that much more Jewy</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49662628349http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49662628349Sun, 05 May 2013 00:02:17 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomics<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16e10eaceb2bde88d6678658a1ce3252/tumblr_mmae6nU8j71qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><span class="userContent">Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you!</span></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49611140939http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49611140939Sat, 04 May 2013 11:32:47 -0700comicscyanide and happinessstar warsmay the fourth be with you<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6de900de0e429fdbb134bb76876f54d8/tumblr_mm4rkuQIM71qzo7rjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49369900277http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49369900277Wed, 01 May 2013 10:36:30 -0700comicsrobots with feelingstattoosjapanesewhite people“Recently learned Rastafarians don’t believe in homosexuality. Apparently, one mon cannot marry another mon. #onelove”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/329319765191577601" target="_blank">@MattMelvin</a></em>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49293580829http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49293580829Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:29:28 -0700loltwitter<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LVv-77xYtV8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>SMBC’s last sketch ever! This makes me both happy and sad.</p> <p>These gents have some wild things coming that will hopefully blow everyone away, so don’t think you’ve seen the last of them.</p> <p>(Note: I was on set for this shoot and got to see James murder that Pirate lady over and over.)</p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49188226675http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49188226675Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:29:15 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e17e63e6e87ea643b696aa1d9c7aaf7f/tumblr_mlye7e1BVx1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/3154/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: A bad memory plus a weird need to make stupid puns, this is basically me</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49073928516http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/49073928516Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:02:02 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomics“I like that fedoras used to be a hipster thing, but they’ve since eclipsed that and now cover ALL douchebags.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/327568160423284737" target="_blank">@MattMelvin</a></em>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/48889197513http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/48889197513Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:57:38 -0700loltwitter<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abee86a7bee497f216612838bfe3b90b/tumblr_mljllahaMa1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/3146/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: Is my constant complaining about dubstep proof that Im getting old</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/48422533921http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/48422533921Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:17:34 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomics“From mass tragedies to personal issues, it’s hard not to focus on the negatives. But do try to remember the good; it far outweighs the bad.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/323911541873328129" target="_blank">@MattMelvin</a></em>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/48069260130http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/48069260130Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:00:14 -0700loltwitter“I’m a grower, I don’t shower.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/323656906491187200" target="_blank">@MattMelvin</a></em>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/48021283711http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/48021283711Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:57:26 -0700loltwitter<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d753f070bb56936c66f7df73d10dca5/tumblr_ml8gvaFWL81qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/3140/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: Nothing subtle about it</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/47935428904http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/47935428904Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:01:58 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomics“Ink blot tests are so dumb. It’s always vaginas. Monster vaginas. Monster vaginas that resemble my mother.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/323180490876133376" target="_blank">@MattMelvin</a></em>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/47894472341http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/47894472341Sat, 13 Apr 2013 14:12:21 -0700loltwitter