WHY HELLO THAR! My name’s Matt. I’m one of the guys behind Explosm / Cyanide & Happiness. I wrote a book called Dracula is a Racist. I listen to a lot of music.   Tumblr (3.0; @mattmelvin)http://blog.mattmelvin.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4snsfS5ZJ1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2812/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: His name is Bird. Baby Bird.</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/24003497375http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/24003497375Tue, 29 May 2012 10:12:00 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomicspregnantpukebaby bird<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fn5hy06X1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2805/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: Nobody ever really wants to borrow one…</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23548717747http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23548717747Tue, 22 May 2012 09:29:00 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomicscondomsborrowgross<a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/status/204784475127812096">I figured I should make this, my 2000th tweet, a special one. So I will take this time to BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BUTTS BALLS BALLS.</a>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23527258706http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23527258706Mon, 21 May 2012 21:04:14 -0700<a href="http://twitter.com/MattMelvin/statuses/203912669344960512">I've got the house to myself, so you know what that means: pooping with the door open.</a>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23361845535http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23361845535Sat, 19 May 2012 11:21:56 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48ucbJ4uu1qzo7rjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Been re-watching Battlestar Galactica recently. Props to the set designers. #sexymom</p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23318827048http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23318827048Fri, 18 May 2012 17:21:47 -0700battlestar galacticasexy mom<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44jtwYsMu1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2799/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: Also, menopause</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23170140654http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23170140654Wed, 16 May 2012 09:44:19 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomicsthe pillcondomsgilf<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40zy65cW51qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2797/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: Farting dust</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23048455054http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/23048455054Mon, 14 May 2012 11:42:00 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomicsoldact your agechildishdeath<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3snyhcq2V1ql5coho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For those of you who missed the livestream creation of the most glorious Obama-as-Sailor-Moon, here is the final product. You can also re-watch the stream again <a href="http://www.livestream.com/tatious/video?clipId=pla_7a1453b5-b68b-4840-af2a-174997eaf0e0" target="_blank">right here</a> (skip to about 27mins in).</p> <p>(Via: <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://austenmarie.com/post/22769122129/obama-moon-for-the-anon-thanks-to-everyone-who" target="_blank">austenmarie</a>)</p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22803792219http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22803792219Thu, 10 May 2012 15:45:00 -0700<a href="https://twitter.com/MattMelvin/statuses/200285704364900353">I'll be participating in the Dig Dug 30th anniversary along with a whole SLEW of other webcomic people! http://bit.ly/Kb5p1g (scroll down)</a>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22724130983http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22724130983Wed, 09 May 2012 11:07:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pq0cz5by1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2791/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: Horny and thorny</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22656619046http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22656619046Tue, 08 May 2012 09:33:48 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomicssexdendrophiliatrees<a href="https://twitter.com/MattMelvin/statuses/199224651396808704">I just came to a startling realization: Cee Lo is actually just a really big dwarf. #babyarms</a>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22536248228http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22536248228Sun, 06 May 2012 12:51:09 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3io5gb2eM1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2786/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: How many more times can I use those last two panels as a punchline</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22400492817http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22400492817Fri, 04 May 2012 14:10:28 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Tf-7jiw6Nj0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I make a blurry background cameo in the latest SMBC Theater sketch! Fun Facts: This was shot at the <a href="http://5secondfilms.com/" target="_blank">5secondfilms</a> house with Kelsey Gunn, features <a href="http://www.lisafoiles.com/" target="_blank">Lisa Foiles</a> from All That and another sneaky background cameo by Chris Allison of <a href="http://www.toonhole.com/" target="_blank">Toonhole</a>. If the house blew up that night, half the internet would have died along with it.</p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22133102044http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/22133102044Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:26:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32ljxTZzP1qz7v0zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/21887077892http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/21887077892Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:32:18 -0700tearablepuns<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33ieqGMwF1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2778/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: So, technically, it kinda WAS poison</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/21853455573http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/21853455573Thu, 26 Apr 2012 09:42:00 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomicsaspirinpoisonplacebosugar pilldiabeticdiabetes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xybt5Qeq1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2775/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: He did the same thing when she bought normal underwear, too</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/21651794097http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/21651794097Mon, 23 Apr 2012 09:40:00 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomicsedible pantiessexunderwear<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mu80owHF1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2769/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: L’chaim</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/21272342062http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/21272342062Tue, 17 Apr 2012 09:38:00 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomicsfunnyjewishschindler<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dkytC6lZ1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>NEW COMIC: Okay, not technically simultaneous, but impressive nonetheless</p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/20969120081http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/20969120081Thu, 12 Apr 2012 09:40:00 -0700confessioncyanide and happinessmoneypornsandwichsinscomics<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ytwyCXgE1qzo7rjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2755/" target="_blank">NEW COMIC: He had it coming. I mean, nobody even uses film anymore.</a></p>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/20473676625http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/20473676625Wed, 04 Apr 2012 10:29:00 -0700Cyanide and Happinesscomicsfunnyphotographypornographyice cream<a href="https://twitter.com/MattMelvin/statuses/185854961115074560">I loved "Last of the Mohicans" so much that I've decided to write a prequel: "An Abundance of Mohicans."</a>http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/20190295051http://blog.mattmelvin.com/post/20190295051Fri, 30 Mar 2012 15:24:55 -0700